Friday, January 27, 2012

Welcome to Kuala Lumpur!


I arrived back in Wudaokou on Tuesday, January 24th, at about 10pm.  Now well into the Chinese New Year celebration, the people of Beijing had long fled to their villages far outside to city, leaving the streets of my neighborhood all but completely deserted.  There were the occasional firecrackers and a passing public bus, but the lively street venders and confused mess of taxis, cars, bikes, and pedestrians in the intersection were gone.  Shops were closed, buildings were dark.  I went up to my apartment.
 
I entered to find it not unlike the street scene below, cold, dark, empty.  My roommates were both back in the United States on break.  I was just stopping in for the night before my flight to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, the next day.  The heat had been off since New Year’s Day, and so you can imagine that the apartment would be chilled through by now.  I fired up the heat full blast in my room, but still it took hours before I could take off my heavy winter coat.  Imagine the scene: me, in a dark, cold room, wearing a parka and sleeping under a make-shift pile of covers, some of which were admittedly "borrowed" from the airline.
 
My flight to KL was not until 3:50pm, and the time being only 8am or so, I decided I had time to take a proper shower and pack my bags.  To my dismay, I discovered that the apartment was without water.  The predicament was odd, since I remember the faucets and toilet running the night before.  When I turned on the shower faucet this time, it dribbled for a few seconds, and then ultimately ran dry.  The same then went for the sink and toilet.  This was, for lack of better words, not good.
 
I informed my landlord via text message, informing her that I’d be heading to Malaysia, but that the problem must be fixed by the time A. returned on February 3rd.  I also emailed A. and M. to fill them in on the situation.  I assumed that since there had been no one in the apartment for so long, someone must have come by to deliver a water bill that went unpaid, and subsequently the water service turned off our water.
 
Well, there is no use for me here, I figured, so I might as well go to Starbucks across the street where it is warm, where they have water for coffee, where I can sit and read a while before I have to head off to the airport.  And it’s a good thing I did, for I remembered an instance in which we had encountered the same water problem.  I went back to the building to look for some sort of notice of temporary water shut-off notice but found none.  I grew less hopeful.
 
Back up to the 14th floor I went just to check one last time.  Sure enough, water had again started to dribble out of the faucet.  I waited a few more minutes, and the water finally returned to normal, but only after expelling the pockets of air that had accumulated in the pipes.  Disaster 1: Averted.
 
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the flight from Beijing to Kuala Lumpur.  I took a cab rather early to the airport, seeing as I had nothing much else to do home and could at least have some more coffee and read at the airport.  I sat doing just that for about two hours, and then, exactly 3 hours before my flight was scheduled to depart, I walked over to the check-in desk.  I though that since I was so early, I would just breeze right though.  Quite the contrary, there was already a healthy line forming.
 
After about 15 or so minutes, I was just second in line behind a group of Chinese travelers in their mid-50’s.  Just then, a much younger Chinese girl carrying a group tour flag steped up to the desk to handle her business.  Believing the young girl had cut the line, one of the older women yelled, “Hey, you can’t cut the line! The line is back there and we’ve been waiting!”
“I did not cut the line!” Responded the young woman, "we’ve just moved our bags over there and need to finish our business.”
 
I could tell by the tone of the argument that it was inevitably going to escalate.  And it surely did.  The male representatives in each group also began to argue, but seeing the attention they were now attracting, decided it might be best to separate the ladies into their corners.  I had thought about interjecting with some rational thought, but decided that it would be most prudent to slip unnoticed past both groups and check myself in and get moving on my merry way.  As I was doing so, the police were called over to settle the dispute.  The younger woman had accused a man from the other group of hitting her.  Of course, denials abounded, and no one else wanted to get involved.  I got a laugh out of the agent at the ticket counter when I said to him, “警察来了,我得走了”   “The cops are here, I gotta go!”
 
Our gate was the farthest from security, in the basement, and there was bus waiting to transfer us across the tarmac to the plane.  We walked up the steps with 30mph winds in 20 degree weather into the plane.  I crouched down to get behind the barrier to avoid the cold.  Once inside, I found my seat at 33C: the aisle seat in the last row backed up against the lavatory.  As you can imagine, I had the double privilege of smelling excrement stench from a seat that would not even recline.  What’s more, I was in the vicinity of about five eight- to ten-year-old Chinese children whose parents were either too busy or too disinterested to monitor their behavior, which included screaming, kicking, punching, climbing on seats, opening up the overhead bins, running up and down the aisles, and being generally obnoxious.
 
I took my blanket, put it over my head, and was not seen again for the six and a half hours it took to get to Kuala Lumpur.  But here I am.  It is hot.  More to come shortly.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

A Veritable Rite of Passage: Being on CCTV

CCTV camera crews stopped by our program the other day.

See here, my apologies to non-Chinese speakers:

Inter-University Program at Tsinghua University

Proof that I go to class!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

No Hands

Forget speaking fluent Chinese!  I have recently acquired a much more valuable skill: riding a bike with no hands!  This trip has been, as my dear friend T. would say in his muddled British accent, "totally worth it."

If you're anything like my mother, you're first thought is surely:  "Are you wearing a helmet?"  The answer is obviously no.  In fact, I've actually not seen a helmet since I've been in China. They must all be getting exported to America.  None to spare for us here.

In any event, it's been a process.  Only a few weeks go, while watching M. ride down the Tsinghua campus while simultaneously eating baozi and changing the song on his iPod, I insisted that I would never be able to do it, that I would fall flat on my face.  But then one day, like magic, it just happened.

It was then that I realized the keys to success with this undoubtedly necessary life skill...

1. Never look down.  Keep your head up and look at the road ahead.

2. Sit up straight and don't lean too far to one side or the other.

3. If you think you're about to fall, don't panic.  Rather, pedal faster and keep pushing forward.

4. Don't give up. It's never easy at first; just keep trying till you get it.

and

5. Believe in yourself.  Just let go and trust that you'll go in the right direction.

Follow these five simple rules, and you'll be hands-free in no time.

Monday, November 14, 2011

“One-Person, One-Picture" Project: Use Your Smile to Support Equal Rights for People Living with HIV/AIDS

The anti-discrimination NGO Yirenping (益仁平) is currently working on a "visual petition" to support equal rights for people living with HIV/AIDS in China. The idea of the project is to get 10,000 photos of people holding up signs with phrases such as:

"我愿意和HIV感染者做朋友" -- "I'm willing to be friends with people with HIV"
"我愿意和HIV感染者一起工作" -- "I'm willing to work with people with HIV"
"消除艾滋歧视共建和谐社会" --
"Eliminate AIDS discrimination and build a harmonious society together"

Yirenping has already collected 5,000 photos, but they need another 5,000 before the end of the month. After the photos are collected, Yirenping will post the photos on their blog and submit the "petition" to the 卫生部 to call for reforms that would forbid employment discrimination against people living with HIV/AIDS. Last year, Yirenping played a prominent role in bringing the first HIV discrimination lawsuit to ever be accepted by a court in China. They lost, but the fact that they got the court to accept the case was a major step forward (previously, courts rejected hearing such cases outright).

If you're interested in participating, please let me know.  If you're uncomfortable with your Chinese ability, I can send you a sign you can print out.  Or better yet, if you do speak Chinese, just make your sign and send me your photo! Your help would be greatly appreciated.  Thank you!